Guardian Force UK » DoctaJonez http://www.guardianforce.co.uk Silver bullets in the jukebox, spin another round Tue, 24 Jan 2012 19:04:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.guardianforce.co.uk http://www.guardianforce.co.uk//images/favicon.png Guardian Force UK Be careful pulling out http://www.guardianforce.co.uk/be-careful-pulling-out/ http://www.guardianforce.co.uk/be-careful-pulling-out/#comments Sun, 07 Jun 2009 19:04:02 +0000 DoctaJonez http://www.guardianforce.co.uk/?p=649 This is so typically American.  The police officer tells him “be careful pulling out”, I’m not sure this is what he had in mind…

]]> http://www.guardianforce.co.uk/be-careful-pulling-out/feed/ 2 What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex http://www.guardianforce.co.uk/what-tolkien-officially-said-about-elf-sex/ http://www.guardianforce.co.uk/what-tolkien-officially-said-about-elf-sex/#comments Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:12:47 +0000 DoctaJonez http://www.guardianforce.co.uk/?p=633 In my usual day to day routine of using Google as a quick spell checker, I decided to see if I’d managed to spell “officially” correctly.  I did a Google search for “officially” and looked to see if it gave me the good old “did you mean” link at the top of the page.

Much to my surprise, the second result from the top was “What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex“.

I was intrigued, and it turned out to be quite a well written essay. I just had to share it with you guys :-)

http://www.ansereg.com/what_tolkien_officially_said_abo.htm

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This was too funny not to post :) 

It’s a compilation video of the Apprentice, here’s an excerpt from the author’s website:

“I’ve been working on this video for a couple of months, on and off.  I watched 45 episodes of The Apprentice (most of them several times), and material from 43 of them made it into the final piece.  Basically, it was a lot of work.”

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